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2022 Constitutional Convention

Being the year of jubilee, 2022 will also be the year of our second constitutional convention where we examine the existing articles and propose changes.

On the docket for proposed changes:

  1. Maximum number of members to the league
  2. Period of time between years of jubilee
  3. Trophy stewardship
  4. Payout structure
    • Weekly rewards
  5. Triumvirate commissioner decisions
  6. Additional merch payment every 3 years
  7. Sacko determination
  8. Defensive .5 pt per tackle for loss
  9. No caps on positions
  10. Fill slots, yet there’s still a keeper left? Penalty
  11. Special teams yards .25pt / yard
  12. Covid slot going forward
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2021 Keepers Announced

2021 NFL division favorites following the NFL Draft

Below are everyone’s announced keepers. Only in the case of INJURY between today and draft day can an owner switch out one of their keepers. 1 week left till draft. Happy mocking!

Sheets: Mark Andrews (11), Bucs D (14)

Hector: Darrell Henderson (7), James Connor (11)

Jameson: Aaron Jones (8), Josh Allen (9)

Will: Chase Claypool (7), George Kittle (8)

Scott: Austin Ekeler (7), Robby Anderson (12)

Beto: David Montgomery (3), Patrick Mahomes (10)

Bav: Stefon Diggs (4), Aaron Rodgers (11)

Crawford: Ceedee Lamb (7), Kareem Hunt (10)

Banger: Brandin Cooks (8), Justin Jefferson (10)

Vyner: DK Metcalf (3), Kyler Murray (10)

Mark: Lamar Jackson (8), Nick Chubb (11)

Aguirre: Deshaun Watson (4)

For those wondering, Eric is “keeping his promise to Deshaun” to keep him this year.

Poll Aug 03 2021

2021 – Increasing Dues?

Should we increase dues to $200 for this season and going forward?

  • No (58%, 7 Votes)
  • Yes (42%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

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Poll Jun 09 2021

2021 Draft Date Poll

What draft dates work best for you? (multi-select)

  • August 28 (30%, 9 Votes)
  • August 29 (20%, 6 Votes)
  • September 4 (13%, 4 Votes)
  • September 5 (13%, 4 Votes)
  • August 21 (10%, 3 Votes)
  • August 22 (7%, 2 Votes)
  • September 6 (labor day) (7%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Penalizing keeper drafting

What type of penalty should be imposed for an owner drafter another owner's keeper?

  • Force-draft player + 12 ADP spots (71%, 5 Votes)
  • Force-draft player + 24 ADP spots (29%, 2 Votes)
  • Force-draft a kicker (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 7

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2020 Draft Order Determination

2020 Draft Order Determination

  • Spa F1 Race: midfield drivers (each person randomly gets 3 drivers from 5-15 top qualified) (42%, 5 Votes)
  • Zoom Beer Pong: each person sets up and counts throws (33%, 4 Votes)
  • Zoom Trivia: general & sports related questions (25%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

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Poll Aug 18 2020

2020 Amendment Proposals

Please review and answer each of the questions below. You may abstain if you wish.

The teams not involved in the playoffs shall compete in a reverse single-elimination tournament with the 2 teams with the worst records having a first round bye

  • Yes (73%, 8 Votes)
  • No (27%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Any accepted trade may only be early approved (before Thursday games) by league commissioner if the players involved are not locked

  • Yes (91%, 10 Votes)
  • Never allow early approval (9%, 1 Votes)
  • No (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Only a super majority of team owners can veto a trade. (8/12)

  • Yes (58%, 7 Votes)
  • No (42%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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Week 10 will be the last week in which a team may offer a trade.

  • Yes (90%, 9 Votes)
  • No (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

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2020 Draft Date Poll

When days are you available for the 2020 draft?

  • Sunday Sept 6 (30%, 8 Votes)
  • Saturday Sept 5 (26%, 7 Votes)
  • Saturday Aug 29 (26%, 7 Votes)
  • Monday Sept 7 (19%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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2019 Lookback & 2020 Amendments

First of all, a big congratulations to Bav for becoming a two-time champion despite benching a quarterback who somehow outscored the indomitable Lamar Jackson.

Second of all, go fuck yourself, Bav.

Now, onto business.

For 2020, there are a number of proposed changes that will require discussion and voting. They are as follows:

  1. Trade Deadline. Proposal: week 10 be the last week in which a team may offer a trade.
  2. Trade veto requirement. Proposal: a super majority of team owners veto a trade as oppose to what is currently in Article VI, a simple majority.
  3. Locked player trading. Proposal: any accepted trade may only be prematurely approved by league commissioner if the players involved are not locked.
  4. Sacko Bowl Tournament. Proposal: the teams not involved in the playoffs shall compete in a reverse single-elimination tournament with the 2 teams with the worst records having a first round bye.

Votes on all of the issues outlined above will come in the coming weeks after a lengthy and healthy discussion.